i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I am mentally ready for anal.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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