Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
