it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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