i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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