My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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