week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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