he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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