Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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