found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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