Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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