I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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