oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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