there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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