I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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