People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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