Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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