I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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