Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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