I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
love makes seman taste better
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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