i don't like sucking hair
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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