And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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