Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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