Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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