Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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