just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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