I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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