She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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