Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I need a beard to bite.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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