Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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