Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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