I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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