oh god the rape fog is back!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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