So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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