I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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