Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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