How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
These tits shall not be calmed
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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