hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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