i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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