i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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