i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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