Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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