Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
even my farts smell like vagina
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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