So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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