Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
send nudes
from the living room?
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