i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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