rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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