you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The adults are the big ones right?
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