Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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