Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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