Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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