U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
