yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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