I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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