I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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