I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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